Friday, August 31, 2012

'Notorious', 1946. dir, Alfred Hitchcock

It's been years, YEARS since I saw this film.  Cary Grant, Ingrid Bergman, CLAUDE RAINS (seriously, I would watch Claude Rains in ANYTHING); the second world war spilling over to post-war espionage, Nazis, uranium stored in a well-stocked wine cellar, kisses that go on forever, Ingrid Bergman's gowns, poison, Hitchcockian suspense swelling with camera angles zooming in on important markers of the story's suspense: dwindling bottles of champagne in an icebox, the key to the mystery held in Bergman's hand.



Gah!  Notorious is part noir, part romance, part thriller, all deftly spun AWESOME ( did I mention Claude Rains)

Anyways, there are two people here: Alicia Huberman and Develin.  Alicia's dad was an American traitor and Nazi sympathizer. His age-old connections in Brazil are still recognized and enamoured by Alicia who is lured by Develin into a scheme to help expose traitorous actions abroad.  Patriotism abounds!

Develin and Alicia have a bit of a rocky, erotically-charged relationship; but Develin hides his true feelings and convinces Alicia---notorious party girl, daughter of Nazi sympathizer, renowned notoriously for her partying ways and suspected loose morals, into canoodling with Alex Sebastian: a most-wanted on the American's list of "We Think You Might Still be a Snide Nazi"

Alicia takes it all the way and not only entices and reignites Sebastian's long-time love for her, she decides to marry him when asked, in order to be able to more aptly spy on the goings-on inevitably taking place in his house and the constant entertaining of his numerous Nazi cohorts....

This is a bit of a love story, a bit tragic, a bit wistful and it has, like, the BEST and most tragically sound ending in the history of time.  Yes, there is a twist and yes the villain gets his comeuppance; but you feel like you are punched in the gut. A door slams and you are left with a reckoning feeling that everything is as it should be; but still ----still----- love was involved, was it not?  And you love LOVE ---- passionate, long-burning love; it even makes you slightly forgive villains..... but, nah! it all turns out!




Anyways, I watched a retrospective on the film's long-standing appeal and regard as one of the greatest screenplays of all time and one film historian mentioned that the magic of Hitchcock resounds in those moments where even though you DON'T WANT ANYTHING BAD to happen---because you are invested in the characters and want them to outlive the impending suspense; part of our human nature WANTS something to happen just to see WHAT HAPPENS and how they get out of it....

There is lots of that in this film. Tons! Also, Claude Rains.


Thursday, August 30, 2012

Three Coins in the Fountain, 1954, dir. Jean Negulesco


This time of year is high stress for me at work and very busy so in the evenings, I am attempting to unwind and keep anxiety at bay by watching old films: revisiting some and checking off those on a long and always updated list I have of “movies I want to see”




Three Coins in the Fountain was a revisit.  This film is well-known for its ultra-saccharine song, swelling film score and location shooting around Rome and Venice.  Indeed, having soaked up Venice in Summertime the other night, it was a delight to see Rome through a colourful 1950s kaleidoscope.

Three American women are in Rome working as secretaries: well-paid with a good exchange rate in their favour, they hope to find romance and love.  Maria arrives in Rome to replace Anita at the United States Distribution Agency as Anita plans on returning state side shortly.  Anita shares a lovely, spacious villa with Miss Frances, a woman in her late 30s who works as secretary for a reclusive American writer. 

The three women stop on the way to work one morning to cast wishes into the famed Trevi Fountain.  After this fateful moment, three whirling stories of romance beguile the women.

Anita is well aware of the rules at her Agency which forbid her from fraternizing with the local employees. However, gorgeous Georgio ( Rossano Brazzi), a translator in the office, has obvious eyes for her and Anita makes a rare exception to visit his family in the Italian countryside.  At a posh cocktail party, Maria meets the handsome Prince Dino ( played suavely by Louis Jourdan) and, face it, what girl doesn’t want a real, life prince? Then there is Miss Frances, a self-proclaimed old maid abroad who has harboured a secret love for her employer Shadwell (the older and distinguished Clifton Webb) during her 15 years in his employ.


The three women make mistakes in their path toward love: Anita has lied to her workplace and acquaintances about having a fiancée waiting at home which causes a bit of a “this would only happen in the 1950’s” scandal when her boss sees her in Giorgio’s company.  This results in Giorgio’s firing and a blight in his path to study as a lawyer. Maria is so smitten with the charming prince that she researches him on the sly to discover his tastes of food, wine, opera and modern art. Though they share no commonalities in actuality, Maria goes above and beyond to ensure he thinks her his soulmate. When Prince Dino discovers this charade he is heartbroken, threatening their attraction. Finally there is Miss Frances whose only mistake seems to be in her silence. Miss Frances and author Shadwell are all but an old married couple in their familiarity with each other, their mutual respect and their anticipation of each other’s needs. It’s one of those gorgeously interwoven stories where the audience recognizes their perfection as a unit and waits for the two erstwhile lovers to catch up.  When an unexpected twist is thrown in Miss Frances’ path, she and Shadwell must overcome their reticence to take their relationship outside of its comfortable bounds and leap into the unknown.

This is a very light and fluffy movie with declarations of love pronounced without development of relationships or character; but it is a GORGEOUS movie and reminded me a lot, what with its female-centric story, of The Best of Everything (film by the same director): taking the plight of the working girl in the 1950s---championing women in their 30s independently owning villas and providing their own sustenance without the aid of men --- and making their way in a foreign world.    




The film is also gorgeous: the Rome setting, the moments in the countryside, the quick trip to Venice: all lusciously filmed.  To add, the clothes! Dear god, the CLOTHES!  The 1950s was a fabulous era for fashion and if you have a penchant for its style you will find that the wardrobe choices take on an almost separate character. Consider a moment when Miss Frances, abloom with the prospect of love, buys a new dress: well shaped to her hourglass, with a slight v-neck: a dress for a much “younger” woman ( apparently in 1950s Italy, late 30s was old). It’s a re-birth for the smart, savvy and straight-forward Miss Frances and it is worn on the day when she sends caution to the wind, downs a few double-scotches, secures her true love and jumps into a fountain…..

Her story, I argue, is by far the most beguiling of the three threads: as is her simmering chemistry with Clifton Webb.

Anyways, a great time had by all! Cheesy; but good. 

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Elena and Her Men (Elena et les Hommes), 1956, dir. Jean Renoir


I’m a TCM junkie--- so I was excited when Summer Under the Stars was going to be featuring a day of Ingrid Bergman and showing Jean Renoir’s cotton-candied visual spectacle “Elena et les Hommes” as part of the series.   However, as sometimes happens with fair TCM, there were no Canadian rights and it was not scheduled in our programming.



Alas, I was in the mood for some Ingrid Bergman! Some Mel Ferrer! What to do!

I went online to Bay Street Video’s extensive web selection (seriously, if you live in Toronto, you should use this store as I do; best DVD selection in the city: especially for those little, esoteric foreign titles, art films and classics) and found it there as part of the Criterion Collection.

This film, readers, is absolutely ridiculous; but the palette---so lovely, so vivacious....so full of the joie-di-vivre which painted the spectacles of Renoir’s interestingly spun carousels.  Jean Renoir was the son of painter Pierre- Auguste Renoir and father and son share a passion for diverse colour and landscape.  Renoir the filmmaker enjoys the carnivalesque aspect of bustling crowds, of parades, of hot air balloons being thrust into a marshmallow-clouded sky ( and landing in Germany incidentally causing an International disaster preluding to war as quickly as you can say “Franz Ferdinand”) Herein, he portrays the wily but impoverished Polish princess, Elena (Ingrid Bergman) and her two ardent suitors. 



The political dichotomy of the film greatly clashes with the boisterous outbursts of song and dance and fitful and ludicrously French penchant for l’amour.   Elena has been mostly romantically unattached until a Bastille Day parade throws her in the path of the scrumptious Comte Henri de Chevincourt (Melchor Ferrer--- sorry. I have to call Mel Ferrer by his full name because … MELCHOR….) and his friend General Rollan, the object of the spectacle, the boisterous applause and the cries of vivre.

The apt comparison of Rollan’s political advisors to a chorus from a light operetta becomes more and more painfully obvious as they note their General’s attraction to the princess and use her to lure the General into a power play they desire.   The upstairs-downstairs plots and the spacing of the mansions used (for Elena’s engagement party to a M. Shoe and later at the staging of a coup d’etat with the general) are industriously flecked with doors slamming, heels scraping wood, people bustling out.  Renoir further extends the lens to encapsulate the gypsy camp nearby (completely with caravan) and the bustling throngs awaiting the exit of the General.   It puts you in mind of a whipped-creamed staging of Marriage of Figaro.

see! colour!


It’s a ridiculous story. There are singing gypsies, village-wide make-out sessions ( this is rather tame making-out ), the General kisses Elena on the love seat, Mel Ferrer kisses Elena at a party following the parade,  Elena kisses Mel Ferrer aside the glorious curtains furrowing out to allow a glimpse of amour to the spectators below.

The maid is in love with an inappropriate soldier,  Mel is disguised as a gypsy…. And all of this plays out against the backdrop of political turmoil largely reflective of the events leading up to the First World War.

It’s frothy, souffléd nonsense with a bunch of music besides…. And awkward neck-tilted kisses….

The love-triangle lasts for about five seconds when Elena learns that Henri/Melchor’s apparent idle nature cloaks his passionate love for her and it all turns out in the end: in love … and in war…

( well, maybe not in war; but at least for the general)




This might have been more fun if I had been drinking pinot grigio at the same time.  I’ll remember that tip for myself the next time I approach the technicolour world of odd Jean Renoir and his musically fantastical spectacles with awesome costumes and so much kissing…..

Also, I think I know what every woman wants: a man who will look at her like Mel Ferrer looks at Ingrid Bergman/Audrey Hepburn/Leslie Caron/*insert actress here*   He is so undone by love and it is so transparent on his face.  He out-heights the 5’10 Bergman so can even look down at her with these eyes that just blaze amidst the fluorescent frou-frou of the spectacle….

ARGH! My heart! ARGH!! 

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

The Selection by Kiera Cass



I think I mentioned this already. I read this book mostly in the airport waiting a flight from Cork to Edinburgh. I read this book, honestly, because Rissi at Scribbles and Scripts and Such mentioned it a few times on twitter.

In futuristic America, there is a caste system: you are born into a class and there is little room for upward mobility. Farewell to the American dream, you can marry a step or two up (or down), you can work your way as hard as you can; but you must remain contented within your sphere: no matter your talent, beauty, drive.

For America Singer, we believe christened for the happier times of old, there is one chance to bring her family from their redundant poverty and into a world they never dreamed of: a reality series not unlike Katniss running around shooting down people---but with ultimately less violence.

The SelectionThink The Hunger Games meets the Biblical Book of Esther: women from across the classes compete for the hand and ultimate love of Prince Maxon.  The shortlist of ladies, which includes America, is plucked from their usual social norm and thrust into dystopian fairytale: food, banquets, lavish dances and clothes bely their new purpose: to refine themselves for the prince’s choosing.

America, who previously has fallen head over heels for the hard-working if somewhat stern and marginal Aspen is torn between her blossoming new friendship and the early realization that her informal pact with Maxon ( to let her stay in the competition ‘til near the end while he steers in the direction of the lady of her choosing ) limits her burgeoning attraction to him.

Throw in some uprising between provinces ( think the Hunger Games districts) and pepper in some unexpected Aspen-in-the-Palace-What’s-HE-doing-here action and you have a really interesting teen read sans the violence that propels The Hunger Games.

Peter from Narnia should probably play Maxon if they ever make a film...


And, yes, it DOES remind me of the contest in which the soon-to-be Queen Esther of the eponymous Bible story vies for the hand of Xerxes after Queen Vashti is tossed aside.  Like Esther, America is skilled, willed and talented… she just needs to use advantageous position to speak her mind, to abolish unfairness, to set the world alight.

I will read the rest of this trilogy. …And not just because the cover has a pretty dress.


Monday, August 27, 2012

Film Review: 'Summertime' 1955 dir., David Lean



David Lean is my favourite director. He's such a visual storyteller and he has an almost poetic sensibility which allows his fleeting camera gaze to speak more volumes than the carefully chosen words of the screenplays he is imagining.

Consider the moment in Doctor Zhivago when Yuri Zhivago is trapped on a crowded train across the barren snow-swept lands and looks longingly up at the moon: he is still a poet; no matter time or circumstance.  Consider how the throngs of Lawrence of Arabia's rag-tag band of up-risers surround the carcass of a train as Lawrence parades atop it; swinging his long cape, watching his shadow, basking in the light.  Consider the look of extreme pathos when Captain Nicholson visually trails the exposed wire which will blow the painstaking work he and his POW regiment put into the Bride over the River Kwai.

Lean has a very perceptive grasp of humanity: of the nuances which feed our daily decisions and inform our life with inevitable vulnerability.  Thus, when he pits spinster Elementary school secretary, Jane Hudson (played by Katharine Hepburn---who will rip your heart out ) against the awed beauty of Venice in Summertime, you believe the alighting of her eyes when she feasts in the first glimpse of the famed canals, you hear, with her, the resounding romance of La Gazza ladra as she sips wine next to a dashing Italian shopkeeper.

You feel her heartbreak and experience those titillating moments of a love almost realized.   Lean can tell a story with his camera lens and he transports this device very early on to his spinster heroine.

When Jane Hudson arrives in Venice you see the wish fulfillment of a long-saved-for trip reflected in her brightened eyes.  She spans the landscape of the age-old city with a hunger that she strives to capture with her camera: always at the ready.  Travellers know that pictures captured on camera are but second best to the moment you first glimpse steeped and sloping cobblestones, or the majesty of a church spire; but Jane soaks it all in.

She settles into the Pensione Fiorini and we get the first glimpse of her well-reserved loneliness as she reluctantly pours a dram of liquor for herself when her companions, the head of the pensione and a few likewise American travellers, leave for their dinner plans.

Later, she strolls, solo, through the Piazza San Marco: her camera, her guidebook and maybe even her journal set next to her glass of wine.  She is watching, observing, listening.... she is especially in tune with pairs. She is one of those people who doesn't seem to notice she is alone until she sees couples strolling by.  Behind her, a refined gentleman sits languidly.  At first, he doesn't seem to notice her, until he settles upon the graceful upturn of her ankle as her leg protrudes from her dress and fits slenderly into a well-matched shoe. From there, he becomes fixated on her: watching her back as she strains and leans forward, as she fiddles with her camera, as she drinks in his city.



She catches him watching her, fumbles for her sunglasses and embarrassedly runs away.  Tell me you haven't done this before?  ---caught someone imposing harmlessly on a private moment and felt ashamed for your stark humanity....

The next day she encounters the same gentleman, Renato de Rossi (played by the oh-so-smouldering Rossano Brazzi ) again as she peeks through his antiques shop and settles on a beautiful goblet of Venetian glass.   He follows her  to her pensione and admits his attraction.  She is unaccustomed to being at the receiving end of love and passion: a spinster who doesn't belong, who appears fine and strong and happy as all of the turmoil of loneliness and pain ripples well beneath her well-manicured facade.   Renato persists.



David Lean will never craft us a fairytale.  He prefers love in the bittersweet, moving and exposed.  But, he offers hints of a fairytale: symbolized in small gestures and movements: a red shoe left behind evoking the myth of Cinderella and a woman taking flight at love's first blush; a gardenia linking a strong remembrance of a long-ago ball --- a tale from a spinster's more promising youth before everything passed her by; the almost-moment of rendezvous as a train chugs out of the station...

Isn't Rossano awesome? don't you love his terribly misguided; but wonderful casting as Prof. Bhaer in the 1949 'Little Women'?
Lean strings you along in a cruel and depraved way ( remember Brief Encounter? EGADS!) but there is such truth in his exposition.  This is not a tale of love everlasting, ignited and consummated in typical hollywood fashion: it is a brief and shining moment of optimism and hope in a woman who thought life had passed her by, who is so used to providing strength and entertainment that the slightest tear has her re-thinking her self-worth to public eye. A woman who suddenly has a reason to buy a scarf and get a manicure and go to the hairdressers.

Renato's place in her life isn't as the relationship that need exist forever ---- it's in her discovery that she is desirable, attractive, as worthy of a glance of a gentleman as the younger and prettier guests at the pensione .......

This movie will rip your heart out and eat it for breakfast --Now, Voyager style.

You'll hear the credit music roll and feel remarkably pained and somewhat unsatisfied; but then you'll go back to the begin and watch it unfurl again and feel the pang of loss and the ecstasy of hope quelling like the crescendo of the violins which lurk through the plaza and throughout the soundtrack and you'll become a slave to this almost-love.... and it's worth it; every minuscule second of it.




Sunday, August 26, 2012

World's Worst Book Proposals

I am sure they are not the worst.... there are probably others out there... but these are PRETTY bad!


READ 


Saturday, August 18, 2012

Putting 'Merlin' to good use....




I was on vacation when the latest issue of Femnista was published; but I was thrilled to the gills to have participated again this month and wanted to showcase it here.

I finally used my good-natured love for Merlin to good use.

Read A Boy Named Merlin as well as other excellent articles featured herein.

Click to view the full digital publication online
Read Femnista July Aug 2012
Self Publishing with YUDU


Thursday, August 16, 2012

Georgette Heyer Contest WON

Hi All,

congratulations to Ruth at Booktalk and More for winning the random draw to win the sourcebooks Heyer grab bag.

I loved reading everyone's Heyer stories :)


Fear not: if you still need some Heyer in your life, you can still participate in the amazing Kindle deals offered by Sourcebooks and available here until August 20th.

Happy Reading!

Saturday, August 11, 2012

HAPPY 110th BIRTHDAY GEORGETTE HEYER: GIVEAWAY




It's no secret: I loooooooove Georgette Heyer.  While I haven't indugled in as many of her historical novels or her mysteries, I am a die-hard fan of her Regencies.  Next to Austen, she is the best author we have in this ilk!

I first read Georgette Heyer during the Toronto Blackout of 2003.  There was no subway service, my bookstore had just been closed due to ...well... no power....and work was done for the day, so I rambled over to a park to wait for a ride and read Arabella under a tree.  It was a few years until I started going all hard-core Heyer; but boy! did I ever.

I ration out Heyers so I always have more to read.

On this, her 110th Birthday, Sourcebooks ( and me! ) want to know your Heyer moment: whether it be when you first tucked into the pages of her wonderful novels or your favourite moment from one of her novels. Bonus points if you name your favourite hero: mine is Jasper from Venetia!

Comment and tell me and you have the chance to win a surprise grab-bag of 3 of her novels: 1 mystery, 1 historical and 1 of those gorgeous Regencies!

I will draw names from posters and the winner will be notified shortly!

The contest is open to Canadian and American readers.....

Meanwhile, DISCOVER HEYER for fabulous prices at the Sourcebooks website!

From August 14th until August 20th, a large selection of her e-books are on sale for 2.99! 2.99! Please go here to find your new favourite....



Friday, August 10, 2012

What I read on Vacation....

At the Cliffs of Moher
Forgive the absence.... I was gallivanting around Scotland and Ireland the past few weeks and have had, like, two seconds to jump on facebook at the hotel or B and B and update my status on a shared computer with no space key.

Anyways, there are stories and pics to follow.  Sadly, just before I left, my BELOVED macbook, affectionately called Watson, died.  As I await my NEW macbook air , my blogging will be intermittent as I work sometimes on my work laptop ( macs are so much better for EVERYTHING)

anyways, whilst I was on planes and trains and in the moments in my hotel room when I returned from wanderings and was not fast asleep or watching the Olympics on the BBC, I read these books:

Some will get more detailed reviews:

The Selection by Kiera Cass 

The Book of Awesome by Neil Pasricha

The Thistle and the Rose (hey! I was in Scotland!) by May McGoldrick

Through Rushing Water by Catherine Richmond

The Single Girl's To Do List by Lindsay Kelk (my sister bought in at the airport and I read it on the flight to Dublin)

The Rose of York by Sandra Worth

The Other Queen by Philippa Gregory

Around the World in 80 Dates by Christa Ann Banister  (the worst of the lot and one of those Christian books which insult the practice and intelligence... I'll rant about it later)


More pics to come, I am sure--- once I have my new mac :)

The Hop On - Hop Off Tour in Dublin!




Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Random 'White Collar' post

happier times
Public Notice:This post has nothing to do with books....

Remember a few months ago when the season 3 finale of White Collar  aired and I had to air my personal grievances on ye olde blog?

Houston, we have a problem.  Did you guys see this week's episode?! Did you! DID YOU SEE IT! Did you see the two-parter that kick-started Season 4?

AHHHhhhhhhhh asdfasdf jaksdlf; jakdl fjakdsl UAAAUUGHHHHHHHH!

my heart! 

I can't.... I can't..... I just......


Don't worry about spoilers here, I am too emotionally distraught ....

all I have to say is PETER BURKE FOREVER


dsafjksdlfj aklsdf jkasld! the treasure map! 


 jakdlf jaklsdf jakld;f jaklsd;fj aiowe auiot aort ioar ut ioufgioa uidsfo auisdof uaisdof uaiosdf uio dusioa udisofp


*incoherent message truncated because I melted into a puddle*


if these two aren't together, my faith in the world is lost. LOST, i say!


Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Congratulations Lynn Austin

For the 8th (8th!!!) time, Lynn Austin won the Christy Award for Best Historical novel.  Far and away she has won more Christys than any other author and deservedly so: she is the best in the business.

Read my review of the award-winning Wonderland Creek


Read the full list of Christy Award winnners here 

Guest Post: Mary Manners, author of "The Wisdom Tree"





What Makes a ‘Good’ Bad Boy?
by Mary Manners
I’ve often wondered why women are so drawn to Bad Boys. I have a few of my own lurking in my past. My husband often jokes that he’s a Bad Boy, and I recently bought him a motorcycle just to keep the image intact.

When the idea for my debut contemporary inspirational romance, Mended Heart came to me, I knew I wanted to take a bad boy and turn him good (within the confines of 200 or so pages). What a daunting task! So, how does one ‘change’ a bad boy to good? First, one must understand the recipe for a bad boy:

Bad Boy Stew:
1 Overflowing Cup of Hidden Secrets
2 Heaping Tablespoons of Recklessness
1 Swollen Ego Mixed with a Rounded Teaspoon of Pride
A Dash of Insecurity
A sprinkle of Humor
Just a Pinch of Conscience
Garnish with Good Looks

Take the above ingredients and stir them well. Then add the girl he spurned in high school, who’s back in town with a vengeance. Blend them together and bake at high temperatures until he realizes she’s developed a backbone—and a sharp tongue. Throw their hidden secrets into the mix and let them churn for a while, then peek and see what’s cooking. Continue to let the contents mingle, watching for new developments. When the ingredients appear to be fully meshed and tender, remove from the heat and enjoy!


Now, it’s my firm opinion that every woman is drawn by a bad boy, but we also entertain the idea that deep down, somewhere in the depths of his reclusive heart, there’s a good boy just dying to get out. That’s what happened with Mended Heart. When the story opens, Shane Calkin is the proverbial rich kid in town. He runs with a wild, reckless crowd that shuns Jade McAllister…the poor girl from the trailer park whose father took off when she was a child.

But the passage of time—and a host of life-altering circumstances—set into motion subtle changes in both Shane and Jade. When they meet again, ten years later, on the steps of Pineyville Church, the ingredients they both bring to the recipe make them ripe for travel down a new path…into a fresh and exciting direction.

The most important ingredients in the Bad Boy recipe are the Hidden Secrets (what woman doesn’t like a few juicy secrets?) and the Pinch of Conscience…for this is what sets the desired change into motion. The sharing of secrets creates a strong bond between a man and a woman. And without at least the slightest Pinch of Conscience—which leads to a sense of loyalty when blended well with the other ingredients—there can be no real development or change.

Of course, it’s important to remember that a true Bad Boy always harbors just a hint of his wild nature along with the deep tenderness and loyalty that develops along the way. He’s willing—and ready—to fight to the death for the woman he’s grown to love. And, after all, a hint of Bad Boy, even when he’s good, is what keeps the excitement flowing!


visit Mary Manners on the web

Bio:
Mary Manners is an award-winning author of inspirational romance who lives in the beautiful foothills of the Great Smoky Mountains of East Tennessee with her husband and daughter. She is a member of the Romance Writers of America and Smoky Mountain Romance Writers.In her free time, she likes to garden, take long walks with her husband, and read romance novels in a hammock beneath century-old shade trees.





Thursday, July 12, 2012

What should I REEEEAAAD ?

hi friends,

i am planning a trip to IRELAND and SCOTLAND! and i leave in just over a week. i have not been UK-ward since I studied there in 2002, opting instead to use the travel budget each year to head to different parts of Europe and North America.




what should i load on ye olde kindle?  yes, the good thing about a kindle is this: previous trips my suitcase had to allot plenty of room for numerous books and my travel budget had to include an emergency trip to a bookstore (sometimes even going out of my way to find an ENGLISH bookstore---which was, still fun, because I love bookstores; but i digress ).....


i get goosebumps just THINKING about stirling castle....


i would prefer to read some really fun and juicy historical novels about ireland and scotland.

i have done my share of chicklit and literary fiction and ACTUAL history of these areas; so please do not say JAMES JOYCE! JAMES JOYCE! because i hated ulysses. i did.  don't get it. don't care.....


so......

suggesteth me titles ....



mostly i wanna hang out with these fellas: the highland cows!

...... i also can't wait to be immersed in these amazing accents. seriously: the scotch accent is my favourite in the entire world .... like james from 'sliding doors'

Thursday, July 05, 2012

be Less Crazy About Your Body by Megan Dietz


I confess I have image issues. Loads of them. I have grown up with them. I remember wondering at age 8 or 9 what would happen if I just ate lettuce for two weeks, I went through that awkward growth spurt that naturally curvy girls go through: hiding behind the flounces of a skirted bathing suit. I spent my teen and university years wanting to be Gwyneth Paltrow and, failing, failing, to realize that one cannot magically shrink bone structure, tried a variety of eating disorders ( from starving to starving to over-exercising to bulimia) to try and get things under control. I have obsessive food thoughts. I count calories. I love the control of food: the reward and the punishment.  I never think of food as fuel so much as something which tempts and taints resistance; a measure and metric to which I can weigh myself as a person with self-control. I am, without a doubt, one of the “crazy” people.  I am not the only female on the planet with these issues. Not by a long-shot.  Megan Dietz recognizes this and she wants to help us squelch it once and for all.  I first read her piece in the Hairpin and immediately bought the kindle edition of her book, Be Less Crazy about Your Body

Fortunately, about four years ago, I got a much better handle on things. I read voraciously about nutrition, about what I need to survive; about what exercise I can do and how I can work with what I have.  Always active, I am now extremely fit and healthy; but as healthy as I am and no matter how healthy I eat and live and exercise; I still have those persistent, mosquito-like thoughts.  They don’t go away. They ring through my brain.  They always will.And I desperately, desperately want to be THAT girl: the girl who maybe has a day or two where she feels a tad pudgy or who over-eats at a BBQ and has a moment of remorse; but then MOVES on…

I relish food guilt, I relish standing in front of a mirror, running my index finger over my ribs and around the decidedly different proportions between my waist and my hips and thinking: “ I wish I lived in the Victorian era. I could get away with hourglass then”  Never: “wow! Look at me! I look like a HUMAN GIRL!” and Megan Dietz wants me to see-saw my opinion of myself to the latter. That body image, regardless of era-centric ideal is something varied and wonderful.  Dietz wants us to own what we have, to be happy, to look at pictures on facebook and not have our mind-radar target each and every supposed flaw; rather to remember the happy time when the photo taken, what were we doing. Were we happy?

Dietz ( in her ridiculously reasonably priced Kindle book ) through a blend of snark and sass gives women a bit of a guidebook on how to survive each day as, well, as a woman in a 21st Century world where appearance is everything, where our bodies are forgotten as portals for goodness and strength and agility and are, instead, conscripted  by a self-reflective constant appraisal and, as society would have it, constant disappointment.

What strikes me about women is how they rail against societal dictations and still subscribe. When it comes to my body I am the world’s biggest hypocrite. As a proud equalist with feministic ridging who believes that women have the strength and power to be all; as a fervent believer that we should applaud the good and beauty in every form, I am still a prisoner to the ideal.  I am baited to the constant comparison.  I am a victim to the standard I can never live up to.

Dietz doesn’t suggest that these thoughts will go away; but she gives reasonable suggestions for reining them in.  She craves and revels in enjoyment; in the dichotomy; in the contrast between our railing against image and our embracing of the ideal thrust upon us by the media.

She also allows us a keen insight into her world: a curvy girl who entered a beauty pageant, who watched hours of herself on film just to get to the point where she could find the good apart from that immediate moment when we universally zero in on our flaws. She speaks to a friendship found outside of the convention of image and she speaks to the crazy mindset that has brought us this far. She’s too smart and savvy to couch this in a typical “self-help” way. Rather, she offers you a glass of proverbial wine and invites you to gab about it with her.  Gab outside of the restricting structure of comparative hate and loathing ( you know, we all do it---we get together with our girlfriends and the comparative hating begins). Dietz wants us to reclaim the female space outside of society’s permeating judgment.  She wants us to spend more of our life thinking about what our bodies can do, what we are made of ( of sterner stuff than cosmetic packaging) and how we can find constant enjoyment.

She wants us to be the generation that stops the insanity: that leads it away from mothers inherently (and inadvertently) imparting the same impractical wisdom on young girls. Dietz rightfully claims that we have more opportunity afforded us than any generation of women previously and yet we still fall into the same patriarchal trap when it comes to image. We need to renounce once and for all the conceptualization of ideal beauty as identified through the media.  We need to stop acting so bloody insane about it.

It’s a powerful and uplifting and funny ( snortle orange juice out your nose type of funny) book and I highly recommend you skip over to amazon and buy the Kindle edition.    Every woman I know has something they would like to change about themselves and I am getting a little tired of it, aren’t you? 

Jennifer Weiner would love this book, fyi.

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Film Review: Swing Kids


Okay, last night I watched Swing Kids. I am going to give the entire plot away so Spoiler Alert. 


Guys, this is just what 1993 girls wanted to see: Christian Bale and Robert Sean Leonard and a very young Noah Wylie ( !!!) and a badly-accented Kenneth Branagh swinging the night away in 1939 Berlin. Oh 1939 Berlin, I can't think of any place in the world or history that would possible be worse than 1939 BERLIN! But, there's the beginning of a romance and a lot of showing one's 1930s undergarments while being swung into the air by an  enthusiastic male partner and pin-curls and bright red lipstick and socks and mary janes.

You see, there was a bit of a counter-culture inferencing Ye Olde Reich at the fringe of the Second World War.  Certainly Hitler was in power and certainly invasion and war were the close horizon and to this, a bunch of Count Bassie-groovin'-hepcats were spending the nights Jumpin' and Jivin' even though Swing music was outlawed.  Why, you may ask, was Swing Music outlawed?  Because Artie Shaw was Jewish and Count Bassie was black and OBVIOUSLY ( saith the party who read double-meanings into everything)their improvised melodic mumbo-jumbo was just another way to brainwash you away to having your own ideas apart from the safe, regulated German polka waltzes championed by Fuhrer Hitler. Guten Tag Hop Hop! Guten Tag Clop Clop! You get it.



Further, Swing Music accompanied a style of dress, of shenanigans, of long hair and British emblems and American speech. It may be the cat's meow ( I mean, look at Robert Sean Leonard with spats); but it was ACHTUNG DANGEROUS VERBOTEN! 

The swinginest kids in Swing Kids are besties Thomas (Bale ) and Peter ( RSL ), they hang out with their friends and listen to records, they go dancing every night, they go to school and chase girls whilst snapping and tapping their feet to music that the soundtrack plays; but, for all film credibility, must just be looping through their minds, they avoid being roped into the white-washing, aryanizing Hitler Youth movement ( think Rolf the telegraph boy in the Sound of Music)

Oh Rolf! you troublesome boy!


They bee-bop along. Christian Bale hates his rich father. Robert Sean Leonard ( his brown eyes straight from the tragedies that befell him in Dead Poet's Society) lives with his mother and little brother fully aware that his musician father was taken, tortured, interrogated for being proven to oppose Nazi forces. 

It ain't good kids. Things get more and more and more tense as trouble arises and tension mounts and some of the Original Swing Kids become little Gestapo Officers in training.  And the more things progress, the stupider Christian Bale and RSL get.

For example, they steal a radio from the bakery shop of one of the SS officer's girlfriends. Then they run with it down the street.  Christian Bale hops into a cart and Robert Sean Leonard is stuck behind and Christian Bale is all: "buddy! drop the friggin' radio!" and RSL is all: "no!" 

And, RSL gets thrown into the Hitler Youth.  Damn.  
In a moment of supreme bromance, Christian Bale enlists too so as not to leave his buddy behind.

The Hitler Youth is like an army camp of scary propaganda and it basically gives hormonal boys another chance to beat each other up : this time in the Name of the Reich.  Christian Bale and RSL and Noah Wylie (!!!) box in their tighty whities and wear lederhosen with their Nazi shorts and arm bands and slick back their hair and learn to click their boots and "heil" their way through town.

While Christian Bale is all "cool! we're the king of the castle"  RSL is le CONFLICTED!!!Because he has a heart and he begins to understand where his father was coming from.


Random Foyle's War Shot 

Remember that one time in Foyle's War when Andrew Foyle has shell-shock and you can tell he is just AACCCCTING his heart out (by the fireplace? while Sam holds his head and he wears a cableknit turtleneck?); guys, this is the same thing ... but on speed. Because, you see, RSL is actually quite a gripping actor.  He rises above the source material: the bad dialogue, the choppy editing, the overly-sentimental storyline, the loose threads ( RSL smuggling birth certificates out of books and to Jewish patrons ....say what? wrap that s**t up!, the JAMES HORNER SCORE with operatic undertones as the Hitler Youth learn to march and zieg heil! ) he rises above and beyond and displays a ridiculously competent sense of theatricality.  There is one amazing scene near the end of the film.  RSL has decided he just cannot deliver Swastika-emblazened boxes full of human ashes to widowers anymore ( obviously) and so he breaks it.  He breaks all of it.  He would rather be captured and go up in swinging flames than be part of this destructive movement so he starts his own pseudo-culture.  He strips out of his Hitler Youth uniform and adorns himself in his Swing clothes of old, he finds an underground club that breaks all the Nazi laws and he begins to dance. By himself. In a crowd.  To his own rhythm.  It breaks the Swing Culture, it breaks the Nazi Culture; it is his own moment of expressive potency; of reclaiming something in himself that he subconsciously knows will be stripped of him forever.  He wrestles and battles on the dance floor.  And if this were ANY OTHER ACTOR IN THE WORLD this scene would be laughably horrendous to watch; but it isn't, it's RSL and you believe him.  He moves and stomps and stamps with integrity. There is a fluidity to his movement and a passion-wracked fervour on his face that transcends all abounding horrors.


Christian Bale ( who has incidentally ratted out his own father for trash-talking Da Fuhrer) has so many unresolved issues that he leaps at his friend in the impending mob arrest.  They battle it the hell out: Christian Bale now conformed to Hitler Youth splendour with club and polished boots and RSL still glistening with the efforts of his solo " Dancing With Myself" routine. They are two sides of the same coin: one being the part of us that would find it easy to assimilate; the other the part we wish we could be : the bravery to stand up, to say "this is wrong!", to create a counter-culture of conscience.

Maybe don't watch the film; but watch this: 

Unfortunately, the whole thing ends realistically: meaning RSL is led off to a concentration camp.  Unfortunately, it also ends sentimentally: with his little brother standing in the rain-glazed pavement ( how is he not run over by that car?!) shouting Swing Heil! Swing Heil! 

....and you roll your eyes and turn it off and think: Well, RSL, I don't think that plot was worthy of your one-man show; but I'd like to thank everyone else for showing up and providing you a background canvas.  I don't really recommend this film because it wasn't that exceptional; but whatever.


p.s.Remember when they killed RSL off in House ? Yah. People should stop doing that.



and the WINNER is ........

for my blog hop giveaway....

KAILANA from the WRITTEN WORLD :)

yah!

I assigned a number to every commenter and then put them in a random integer generatory thingy on the web and this was the result!

Kailana you get some David's TEA and some signed JOLTED action!

woop!


Monday, July 02, 2012

'Code Name Verity' by Elizabeth Wein

"Write little Scheherezade," he says. It is a command. "Tell of your last minutes in the air. Finish your tale."

"Kiss me Hardy, Kiss me Quick!" You hear that, initially, and you think of Nelson turning to  Capt. Hardy on his deathbed at Trafalgar  But, to those who have read Code Name Verity ( and face it, you all will at some point, because it is the well-deserved and evocative book du jour), it will turn you into a blubbering idiot.

A friend just wrote me and called this book "The Usual Suspects" for teens.  While she is right ( there are enough twists and turns and surprises, you will want to start at the beginning again and piece it together to see where you went wrong and HOW certain things fell into place and WHO people really are and what side is what, etc., ), I don't think we should marginalize  this in YA zone. Because, I think a lot of people who would shy away from a book with a Young Adult categorization (fortunately, there are fewer and fewer of these people due to recent genre-blurring) , will not find ANYTHING remotely typical of a YA book found herein.  Certainly the ages of the heroines, Maddie and "Verity" bespeak young adult; but the dark subject matter of the book; the espionage, the daring operatives, the torture, the murder and the war-time devastation, will grip those of any age.

At the middle of a dark and sinister world lie Maddie and "Verity" who never, as "Verity" explains, had they met in peacetime, become best friends.  Finding your best friend is like falling in love, "Verity" tells us and it's true.  You know that moment of immediate kinship?  You know when you trip over all of the commonalities you have with a new acquaintance? The bond between these two women is immediate and unbreakable and that in itself is another reason to read this exceptional novel.  We read and view several examples of strong male friendship; but when was the last time you read a book casting odes to the tight connection between two women?  You will find it here: two halves of a whole; an exceptional team who set into motion ( intentionally and unintentionally) a series of twisting events that will have you guessing, weeping, confused, discovering and disbelieving every single moment of truth or untruth in the reliably unreliable narration.

It all boils down to a crucial moment which will change the book and the women with unequivocal force and, perhaps, will change the reader too.

This is the power of words, of tale, of strung oration.  This is what readers read for.  This is the type of novel you slip into: you smell the darkened, dank hotel basement-turned-Nazi interrogation centre, you hear the scrape of "Verity's" pencil on scraps of paper ( recipe cards, sheet music, prescription pads, anything the Gestapo can find ) as she desperately ( not unlike the Marquis de Sade infamously writing in blood on his prison cell ) coaxes a prolonged measure of her life through word.  For "Verity" has two weeks to tell everything about a botched flight operation over France. Two weeks to spill incessant codes and leak all truth to the Nazis.  She is truth foretold ( it is in her name).  After the two weeks
( strung onto a long and devastating tenure of torture), she will either (fortunately) be shot or sent either to a concentration camp or worse--- to become a lab rat for the Germans until her heart stops.

If, by some miracle, she were to escape, she would be shot on scene as a collaborator: for spilling her tale, for being weak while the squealing and agonized cries of those stronger than she prevail in neighbouring cells.

What gripped me about this book: The first half belonging to "Verity" the second to her best friend, spicy and mechanically-minded pilot Maddie, is how stark a contrast the reminiscences of "real", "normal" life singed and surged through the depravity of their captive recounting and the horrors therein.  While "Verity" writes of sharing a sticky bun and a "Brolley", of charming the men in a neighbouring pub, of "Peter Pan" and Dickens she is bound to a chair, her wrists and neck bearing burn scars, without light at the end of her tunnel. Both women recall light and warmth and laughter and conversations bottled up like a message tossed to sea that no one will read and yet both are in the midst of bleak depravity. It makes for one of the lesser jolts of shock and disillusionment.

To many of us, we think of the Second World War and immediately conjure images of the murky trenches and fire-cracker warfare in our mind's eye.  Rightfully so; for the battlefield we recall is one of the most stagnant images of the chilling loss of life and freedom in wartime years.  What Code Name Verity reminds us is that the universality of the battle stemmed far from the field: it infiltrated the farmhouses of those in the French resistance, it included those sent "underground" in sleek operatives, it effected everyone: those who outwardly fought or those who were on the sidelines--- the Land Girls, those in munitions factories, the pilots, the wireless operatives whose minds were riddled with Code.

Several reviews I have read speak to the cunning narration of the novel and the bafflingly wonderful surprises held within the unique plot structure. I do not want to take away from that experience; nor deflect from its potency.  However, there are several layers to this book's exceptional readability and one layer is the sheer beauty of the prose.  Wein is a poet: " The soaring mountains rose around her, the poets' waters glittered beneath her in the valleys of memory---hosts of golden daffodils, Swallows and Amazons, Peter Rabbit" ----See, "Verity" issues the Nazis her tale in the guise of a novel; using the plot devices even her chief interrogator immediately determines as English.

"People are complicated," "Verity" writes, " There is so much more to everybody than you realize.  You see someone in school every day, or at work , in the canteen and you share a cigarette or a coffee with them and you talk about the weather or last night's air raid. But you don't talk so much about what was the nastiest thing you ever said to your mother, or how you pretended to be David Balfour, the hero of Kidnapped, for the whole of the year when you were thirteen, or what you imagine yourself doing with the pilot who looks like Leslie Howard if you were alone in his bunk after a dance."

People are complicated, yes. The characters in this novel certainly so.  As for things not being what they seem: you will turn the last page, heave a deep breath and start at the beginning. You've been tricked and tried and wrung out with an emotional intensity few and far between in modern fiction and you must reclaim what pieces of your heart you left within---hopefully, as you string through again, your coherence will catch up.

It's a good puzzle, this.  And one of the best examples of historical fiction we have.  If ever there was a curse to literature told in first person narration, Wein has shattered it ....and then some.



Sunday, July 01, 2012

Canada Day Blog Hop Day III: ARTHUR SLADE!

HAPPY CANADA DAY!



 Our giveaway remains thus:  you comment on ANY Canadian-themed post this week and I will put all of your names in a hat and you will win a little package including a signed copy of JOLTED, my favourite Canadian YA novel.

I AM SO EXCITED!  Today my favourite living Canadian writer is on the blog as a guest star! How lucky am I ....are we....is the world? I have followed Arthur Slade's writing for about a decade and have read every book he has written ( and he writes in a myriad of genres, so there is a plentitude to choose from )

Arthur Slade is an award-winning author, hilarious tweeter, active facebooker and insightful blogger. He defines what it means to be an author who knows how to use social media to effectively reach a large audience.  He is also probably the nicest person you will meet: virtually or in person. I think this is partly because he is from Saskatchewan.  [Remember our Arthur Slade Field Trip?]


ARTHUR SLADE ANSWERS THE GREAT CANADIAN BOOK QUIZ

1.) Name a few of your favourite Canadian authors.
Margaret Atwood, Robertson Davies, Tim Wynne Jones, Kenneth Oppel, AE Van Vogt, Guy Gavriel Kay, Welwyn Wilton Katz, WO Mitchell...wait how much is a few?
2.) How is your Canadian identity reflected in books of yours which are set wholly in Canada ( like 'Jolted' and Dust ) and books that are set elsewhere (parts of Megiddo's Shadow, the Hunchback series)?
Well, I try to work Moose Jaw and hockey into each of my books. So far Moose Jaw has had the most mentions. But as far as my own Canadian identity, I think it just naturally flows from living in Canada. Those typically Canadian "feelings" and belief systems shine through. Dust has a hero who isn't really an action hero, he's more a "thinking" hero. Figuring things out. Finding inspiration from books that he's read. He doesn't charge into a situation. He assesses then, finally, commits to an action. That's very Canadian. Well, except when we play hockey. 
Though Edward in Megiddo's Shadow is probably my most Canadian character. He's very much in the middle of trying to belong to the empire and Canada at the same time and eventually chooses Canada. Whether that correlates with my own personality...I'll have to hire a team of therapists to figure that out.

The Hunchback series is an ode to Victorian literature. So I don't know what is Canadian in it...other than I try to add a few Canucks here and there to spice it up.

And Jolted and the Canadian identity? I think I can sum it all up in two words: Gopher Quiche.


3.) Have you ever won an award named for the vice-regal of a monarch in a major colonial realm? 
Yes. A long time ago. And I ate all the food I could get my hands on at the ceremony. Haven't had a meal since.
4.)  Can you speak to the Canadian book community: booksellers, publishers, readers, bloggers?
Yes. I can.
Err, do you want something different? Here's my deep reply: Booksellers, publishers, reader, and bloggers, lend me your ears. You are the support posts that Canadian culture is built upon. You are the glue that holds together the universe of Canadian literature. You are the hewers and sewers and hefters of words.

And my not so deep reply: I like you guys. You're great. Keep up the good work. Peace out.

5.) What are three words you would use to describe Saskatchewan?
Booming. Big. Blue Sky. Okay...I cheated.
6.) You can only have one thing for the rest of your life: poutine or maple syrup. Which would you choose?
Maple Syrup. You can't put poutine on your pancakes.
7.) What do you take in your Tim Hortons?
I only drink the tea. Coffee is evil. 



8.) Which Canadian Prime Minister was in office from 1957-1963?  Did you ever write a book about him?
John Diefenbaker, the greatest prime minister who ever set foot in the Oval office. Err, not the oval office but that other office. I did write a book about him. It turned me into a political junkie. A horrible state of mind...

9.) Do any of your book series have the words "Northern" or "Canadian" in their titles?
Funny you should ask. Yes. Northern Frights and Canadian Chills. I must move on to Southern Frights next. Southern Chills doesn't really work. Unless there's an ice age. Aha! Southern Chills: The Attack of the Yeti. I think I'll go write that.
10.)  Do you have any books publishing in July set at least partly on an Island?

Yes, how did you know? it's called Escape from the Blue Lagoon of Death. No wait, it's called Island of Doom, a much less dramatic title. And it's all about a young man named Modo who is a great reader of books (oh and secret agent and he can shift his shape, but that's beside the point).

Arthur Slade is an award-winning author, hilarious tweeter, active facebooker and insightful blogger. He defines what it means to be an author who knows how to use social media to effectively reach a large audience.  He is also probably the nicest person you will meet: virtually or in person. I think this is partly because he is from Saskatchewan.  [Remember our Arthur Slade Field Trip?]

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A recap of the Canada Day Blog Hop thus far:





  • Kick-off post
  • Hey Canada blog tour
  • Mountie Day
  • Jessica Strider's 5 Canadian Sci-Fi and Fantasy book picks
  • Rachel and Katie's 5 favourite Canadian novels
  • East Coast Fiction with Kailana from The Written World