Teaser: something bad-ass wants to magically infiltrate Camelot and result in ARTHUR dying!
CREDITS
Merlin: I am Arthur's servant and he treats me like dirt; but I still love him and I am cuter than Harry Potter even though we both battle with not liking our destinies because I am humble and have a good attitude; even though everyone thinks I'm a bit of a dolt.
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| Look at how DAMNED CUTE this kid is! Seriously. Adorkable. |
Arthur: Merlin---go polish something so I can JOUST
Guinevere: I don't look like anyone's conception of Guinevere ever and that is why I am awesome. And steadfast of heart. And sorta badass. Throw me a sword.
Gaius: I am wise beyond my years and one of my eyes is funky; I will counsel the king that there is magic in our midst while simultaneously hiding the fact that my much-adored ward Merlin is a SORCERER
Uther Pendragon (looks like Rupert Giles): SORCERY? It is all bad! Let's get some magic-genocide going here. KILL EVERYONE!
Morgana: I have bad dreams wherein I predict bad things: like Arthur dying and bad CGI beasties. I am so totally on my way to becoming Morgan Le Fey
Bad CGI Beasties: WE WILL DESTROY CAMELOT! sometimes THERE WILL BE A UNICORN!
Merlin: OH NO! BAD CGI BEASTIES! ARTHUR DOOMED TO DEATH! I must sacrifice my worthless life for him; but first.... to the dragon!
Dragon: they spent all the CGI budget on me. I am cool. I prophesy things. I am voiced by John Hurt. Young Warlock, you must cryptically save Arthur while cryptically accepting this other challenge which will remain cryptic for years to come.
Merlin: I willingly accept this cryptic riddle because I am waaaaaay too nice. Look, my ears! I am cute! someone ruffle my hair and give me ice cream
Knights of Camelot: Arthur, you're a prat! we shall fight said beastie/army/sorcerer to the DEATH
*FIGHTING*
*Merlin SAVES ARTHUR'S LIFE*
*Arthur assumes it is most likely a fallen branch or a bit of good-luck*
*Merlin smiles happy that Arthur is alive; is momentarily conflicted because NO ONE EVER acknowledges it; but gets over it*
RINSE and REPEAT
( this show is interchangeable with the BBC Robin Hood ---)
ha ha ha ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteI have to admit I sort of lost interest in this show before even finishing the first season...
HA! This post had me cracking up!
ReplyDeleteThat was so funny! I don't watch the show - I've never been a big fan of Merlin and Arthur etc. - but that was hugely entertaining! Love it!
ReplyDeleteTHIS.
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
Enjoyed a few episodes here and there, but in general "Merlin" is a bit too... um, juvenile for my taste.
That review will go down in history as one of THE GREAT REVIEWS OF ALL TIME. Brilliant!
ReplyDeletei love merlin. so silly and so wonderful and so silly! last night--- there be TROLLS!
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